January 2011
First day back to school after break
neverretreatneversurrender:
You see your best friend
You see the girl who thinks she’s your best friend
You see the girl you never got along with
You see the girl that chopped her hair off
Then you tell your best friend about them
You see the “popular girl”
You see your favorite teacher
You see the couple making out by the lockers
You see the “new student”
But it turns...
White people talk to their parents crazy..
fashionxweedxsex:
My friends are like “shut up bitch”:
Im sitting there like:
Im expecting their parents to be like to be like:
And I’m sittin there waitin for it like:
Then their parents get all embarrassed and shit and they leave:
Then im like:
I dont wish I could do that shit:
December 2010
When a friend borrow a cd and you never see it...
You ask them about it & they’re like:
WHUT.
ahbabopbyeya:
isitscary:
what is this
wtf? thats…… DOROTHY DANDRIGE!
That one track on your iPod that is seven times...
criticize:
That Awkward moment when the city is under attack...
1800nikkii:
nerdasaurus-rex:
deathcabforcarmen:
fabulous-killjoy:
-manicpixiedreamgirl:
knight-bus:
gurry:
“HONEYY” “What?” “Where is my super suit? “WHAT” “WHERE. IS. MY. SUPER SUIT.”
“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?”
“IT’S FOR THE GREATER GOOD.”
“I AM THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA GET.”
“THE PUBLIC IS IN DANGER!”
“MY EVENING IS IN DANGER!”
“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY...
When people that follow you reblog something you...
& you think: ”You didnt see this shit when I first uploaded it?”
but then you’re just happy they reblogged it, so you just….
Tumbling from work like a boss
people born in 1993-1999 have lived in two...
eyyjess:
TUMBLRS HIGHLIGHTS OF THE YEAR.
theskyyyisnotthelimit:
- WE DISCOVERED TUMBLR.
- WHEN TUMBLR TURNED PURPLE.
- WHEN 4CHAN TRIED TO HACK TUMBLR,
- AND FAILED.
- THE ‘WHAT IS AIR’ INVASION ON OMEGLE.
The awkward moment when you're staring at someone...
Everyone playing this Colors game on Facebook...
Chappelle's Show on & nobody told me....?
I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every...
breathenostalgia:
sashieeee:
(via sealion-, cocoshaynel-deactivated20100403)
CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!